News24 David Moseley

Time to euthanise Newlands

Tue, 15 May 2012 08:11:46 +0200

Rugby "fans" in Cape Town don’t deserve the success the Boks and Stormers bring. They’re boorish humourless thugs says David Moseley.

Racism reform 101

Tue, 08 May 2012 07:25:05 +0200

South Africa’s short-lived online moral outrage will not change the way people act or think, says David Moseley. So what will make South Africa the real rainbow nation?

Screw Lions, give us Kings

Wed, 02 May 2012 13:00:02 +0200

Let’s look in the mirror and be completely frank, the Lions are utter garbage. The Kings couldn’t be any worse if promoted, plus the Eastern Cape could do with a laugh, says David Moseley.

You’re no longer free in SA

Tue, 24 Apr 2012 10:50:49 +0200

Proposed bans for booze ads are ridiculous, says David Moseley. If you make it, they will drink it. And why not? We should all be able to choose…

Ladies, it's all your fault

Tue, 17 Apr 2012 12:30:01 +0200

When women moan about a husband or partner being useless around the house, they have no one to blame for the situation but themselves says David Moseley.

Trembling Two Oceans

Tue, 10 Apr 2012 10:52:46 +0200

To further confirm his insanity, David Moseley ran the Two Oceans Ultra Marathon over Easter. He survived (just) to tell the tale.

Don’t drive. Run

Tue, 03 Apr 2012 11:32:00 +0200

Lacing up your running shoes, says David Moseley, is the best way to combat this trying time of near-apocalyptic petrol prices.

Humans: gullible or just doff?

Tue, 27 Mar 2012 13:40:18 +0200

Browsing through aisle nine, household cleaners and disinfectants, David Moseley realised we must be the most gullible creatures on the planet.

Rugby: it’s not fun anymore

Tue, 20 Mar 2012 07:48:51 +0200

There was a time when rugby would have you on the edge of your seat. Now you’re more likely to be stretched out, dozing on your sofa, while watching the game says David Moseley.

Save the Rhino. Or little Ugandans?

Tue, 13 Mar 2012 07:27:33 +0200

We've come a long way since those days of "Save the Whale" bumper stickers on the back of Opel Kadetts. Now, says David Moseley, every 30 seconds you're invited to save something new.

Women. What are you good for?

Tue, 06 Mar 2012 09:53:29 +0200

It’s the question frustrated men, sick of doing the dishes, ask every day, says David Moseley. Just what are women good for...

Who needs road rules?

Wed, 29 Feb 2012 10:42:13 +0200

They cost us a fortune, they kill people, and the majority of people in the country are still not entirely sure how they work. So why don’t we just can the rules of the road outright, asks David Moseley.

Stormers to launch new kit

Tue, 21 Feb 2012 12:47:26 +0200

In a stunning coup for investigative journalism everywhere, David Moseley can reveal that the Stormers will be launching a new, cutting-edge rugby kit. Take that, Bulls.

There’s a mango in my breath mints

Tue, 14 Feb 2012 12:30:02 +0200

When normally good-natured citizens cross the grocery store threshold, says David Moseley, all pretence of sanity and civility goes out the window.

Run for your life

Wed, 08 Feb 2012 07:38:14 +0200

There’s only way to get the best out of South Africa, says David Moseley, and that’s to run for your life. Or just run.

Racism not SA's problem, stupidity is

Wed, 08 Feb 2012 07:37:29 +0200

It's becoming quite obvious to David Moseley that racism is not South Africa's greatest scourge, but rather the country's ability to be stupid when it matters most...

Anatomy of an ad

Tue, 24 Jan 2012 08:54:48 +0200

The DA Student Organisation set online pulses racing yesterday with a new campaign poster that appears to promise hot nudes and steamy hugging for all in the near future. But what’s really going on, wonders David Moseley.

Cape Town not racist, just too fabulous for some

Tue, 17 Jan 2012 07:51:47 +0200

The Mother City is an easy target for inane potshots by the feebly disgruntled, but if they just stopped to take in another side of the city, they’d feel differently says David Moseley.

Prepare to Protest in 2012

Wed, 11 Jan 2012 07:32:47 +0200

It’s early days still in this sunny new year, but at some stage you’re going to get angry, and when you do you need to plan the perfect protest. David Moseley tells you how…

Chaps, this is how you propose

Wed, 04 Jan 2012 08:33:14 +0200

Gentlemen, start your note-taking, because David Moseley has done the hard work for you and figured out the perfect proposal.